INSIDE GREETING: "Don't Dick Around. Just Have A Happy Birthday." COVER - If only.
This funny cartoon for adults is a perfect example of why we love cartoonist Tim Whyatt. This sassy Australian features brilliantly dirty jokes in such wonderful, vivid illustrations. Dude is unafraid of drawing dicks, too, and it's hilarious. This scene featuring a wishful, wish-filled wife longing over a longer johnson is a hilarious truth bomb perfect for both men and women who need a little hassling over their age.
All of NobleWorks' birthday cards are funny. Women will appreciate the humor on some of our cards more than men. Our If Only birthday card is one of those cards. Cartoonist Tim Whyatt has produced a searing illustration on this card that guys may try to ignore. Women will laugh with some nodding in knowing approval.
Printed on FSC-certified sustainable source pulp, this card is available in single units or in bulk. It's also available in a bigger, oversized version, perfect for reminding everyone that size matters.
CARD SIZE - Receive 1, regular sized notecard w/ 5x7 envelope. We offer funny cards that come either blank or greeted inside, so be sure to review all product photos before purchasing.
SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE - Keeping US jobs at home, our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use thick, white, glossy cardstock, w/ 30% recycled content (no papyrus, naturally).
With more than 5 MILLION greeting cards sold each year, are you ready to laugh!?
NobleWorks has been creating fun and humorous greeting cards since 1980 B. E (before eCards were present). Whether you are looking for cards for women, men, friend, co-worker, aunt or uncle, or perhaps you prefer cat and dogs themes, there are over 7,000 assorted choices in our collection, to make her or him laugh!
We print on premium, heavier than most, pure white paper w/ 30% recycled. In addition, we use print-on-demand technology (we and our quality control are very demanding!) which minimizes waste, while we print all our cards North America (a few are printed in Canada).
We offer a huge 8.5x11-inch jumbo size version of most of our designs and assortment packs of our most popular designs in just about any occasion and configuration. We also publish blank versions of many designs and assortments to be used as thank you notes, friendship, miss you, thinking of you or any other purpose or occasion you can think of.
NobleWorks – and The Best Card Company (our non-humor brand) – has the ideal card for you! We strive for perfection and customer satisfaction – every card, every order, every time!
Is leaving a lasting impression important to you? – order now and see for yourself!
