I'm gonna bake you a birthday cake so moist people are gonna be like, ew, why did you say moist? I hate that word! and I'm gonna be like, taste the cake. And they're gonna be like, damn, it's moist.
Ernie/Coach of New Girl with the only acceptable use of everyone's favorite word: MOIST.
Each card is handmade with high-quality acid-free cardstock using laser-printing, archival adhesive, and embellishments. Cards are all blank inside and are shipped with a recycled envelope in an eco plant-based cellophane sleeve.
[card size] 4.25 in x 5.5 in - A2.
[envelope color] recycled kraft brown.
[envelope size] 4.375 in x 5.75 in - A2.
[material] paper.
[inside] blank.
Muddy Mouth Cards - Birthday Better with Age Fucking Amazing Card
If it's true that things get better with age, then you're about to be fucking amazing.
Old and awesome. We should all strive for this.
Each card is handmade with high-quality acid-free cardstock using laser-printing, archival adhesive, and embellishments. Cards are all blank inside and are shipped with a recycled envelope in an eco plant-based cellophane sleeve.
Card size 4.25 in x 5.5 in a2
Envelope color recycled kraft brown
Envelope size 4.375 in x 5.75 in a2
Material paper
Inside blank.
Muddy Mouth Cards - Birthday Cake and Vodka is the Answer Card
Cake & vodka is the answer. It doesn't matter what the question is. Happy birthday!
Always the answer. especially when a birthday is involved.
Each card is handmade with high-quality acid-free cardstock using laser-printing, archival adhesive, and embellishments. Cards are all blank inside and are shipped with a recycled envelope in an eco plant-based cellophane sleeve.
Card size 4.25 in x 5.5 in a2
Envelope color recycled kraft brown
Envelope size 4.375 in x 5.75 in a2
Material paper
Inside blank.
Muddy Mouth Cards - Birthday Celebrate the Day You Came Out of a Vagina Card
Isn't it weird to think we're celebrating the day you came out of a vagina? Happy birthday!
The truth hurts sometimes. Say it how it is
Each card is handmade with high-quality acid-free cardstock using laser-printing, archival adhesive, and embellishments. Cards are all blank inside and are shipped with a recycled envelope in an eco plant-based cellophane sleeve.
Card size 4.25 in x 5.5 in a2
Envelope color recycled kraft brown
Envelope size 4.375 in x 5.75 in a2
Material paper
Inside blank.
Muddy Mouth Cards - Birthday Holy Shit Are We Grown Ups card
Holy shit. Are we the grown ups now?
Each card is handmade with high quality acid-free cardstock using laser-printing, archival adhesive and embellishments. Cards are all blank inside and are shipped with a recycled envelope in a cellophane sleeve.
[card size] 4.25 in x 5.5 in - A2
[envelope color] recycled kraft brown
[envelope size] 4.375 in x 5.75 in - A2
[material] paper
[inside] blank
Muddy Mouth Cards - Birthday Naked and Screaming Card
Celebrate your birthday the same way you came into the world....naked & screaming.
We all start the same way.naked. Now embrace it.
Each card is handmade with high-quality acid-free cardstock using laser-printing, archival adhesive, and embellishments. Cards are all blank inside and are shipped with a recycled envelope in an eco plant-based cellophane sleeve.
Card size 4.25 in x 5.5 in a2
Envelope color recycled kraft brown
Envelope size 4.375 in x 5.75 in a2
Material paper
Inside blank.
Muddy Mouth Cards - Birthday Second Favorite Child Card
Happy birthday to mom & dad's 2nd favorite child!
Funny to give when the third child is watching them open this. Or to your only sibling when everyone knows you're the favorite. Rub it in on their day.
Each card is handmade with high-quality acid-free cardstock using laser-printing, archival adhesive, and embellishments. Cards are all blank inside and are shipped with a recycled envelope in an eco plant-based cellophane sleeve.
Card size 4.25 in x 5.5 in a2
Envelope color recycled kraft brown
Envelope size 4.375 in x 5.75 in a2
Material paper
Inside blank.
Muddy Mouth Cards - Birthday Somewhere Between 29 and None of Your Business card
Happy Birthday! When people ask how old you are today, simply let them know you’re somewhere between 29 and non of your business.
Each card is handmade with high quality acid-free cardstock using laser-printing, archival adhesive and embellishments. Cards are all blank inside and are shipped with a recycled envelope in a eco plant-based cellophane sleeve.
[card size] 4.25 in x 5.5 in - A2
[envelope color] recycled kraft brown
[envelope size] 4.375 in x 5.75 in - A2
[material] paper
[inside] blank
Muddy Mouth Cards - Birthday Spoonful of Tequila Helps the Birthday Go Down Card
A spoonful of tequila helps the birthday go down.
It helps the birthday go down but it doesn't help the next day. be prepared to nurse that hangover in your old age.
Each card is handmade with high-quality acid-free cardstock using laser-printing, archival adhesive, and embellishments. Cards are all blank inside and are shipped with a recycled envelope in an eco plant-based cellophane sleeve.
Card size 4.25 in x 5.5 in a2
Envelope color recycled kraft brown
Envelope size 4.375 in x 5.75 in a2
Material paper inside blank.
Muddy Mouth Cards - Booby Trap Party Boob birthday card
Booby trap backwards is party boob and your birthday felt like the right day to reveal that.
Each card is handmade with high quality acid-free cardstock using laser-printing, archival adhesive and embellishments. Cards are all blank inside and are shipped with a recycled envelope in an eco plant-based cellophane sleeve.
[card size] 4.25 in x 5.5 in - A2
[envelope color] recycled kraft brown
[envelope size] 4.375 in x 5.75 in - A2
[material] paper
[inside] blank
Muddy Mouth Cards - Bridal Shower Engagement You'll Get Married, I'll Get Drunk
You'll get married. I'll get drunk. I think we'll both have a pretty good time.
And everyone will be happy!
Each card is handmade with high-quality acid-free cardstock using laser-printing, archival adhesive, and embellishments. Cards are all blank inside and are shipped with a recycled envelope in an eco plant-based cellophane sleeve.
card size 4.25 in x 5.5 in A2
envelope color recycled kraft brown
envelope size 4.375 in x 5.75 in A2
material paper
inside blank
Muddy Mouth Cards - Cancer Dear Cancer Go Fuck Yourself Pink Card
Dear cancer, go fuck yourself. Sincerely, everyone
You may never swear. But if you're going to, reserve for the things that deserve it.
Each card is handmade with high-quality acid-free cardstock using laser-printing, archival adhesive, and embellishments. Cards are all blank inside and are shipped with a recycled envelope in an eco plant-based cellophane sleeve.
Card size 4.25 in x 5.5 in a2
Envelope color recycled kraft brown
Envelope size 4.375 in x 5.75 in a2
Material paper
Inside blank.