Each card is handmade with high-quality acid-free cardstock using laser-printing, archival adhesive, and embellishments. Cards are all blank inside and are shipped with a recycled envelope in an eco plant-based cellophane sleeve. Card size 4.25 in x 5.5 in a2 Envelope color recycled kraft brown Envelope size 4.375 in x 5.75 in - a2 Material paper Inside blank.

Muddy Mouth Cards - Baby Freaking Awesome Parents Card

Muddy Mouth Cards - Baby Freaking Awesome Parents Card

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You guys will be freaking awesome parents. Sometimes they need some words of encouragement. And this might just be the one they've been waiting for. the card for new parents. Each card is handmade with high-quality acid-free cardstock using laser-printing, archival adhesive, and embellishments. Cards are all blank inside and are shipped with a recycled envelope in a cellophane sleeve. Card size 4.25 in x 5.5 in a2 Envelope color recycled kraft brown Envelope size 4.375 in x 5.75 in a2 Material paper Inside blank.

Muddy Mouth Cards - Better Because of You card

Muddy Mouth Cards - Better Because of You card

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There are humans walking around on earth that have better lives because they met you. How freakin cool is that!? You’re the best. Each card is handmade with high quality acid-free cardstock using laser-printing, archival adhesive and embellishments. Cards are all blank inside and are shipped with a recycled envelope in an eco plant-based cellophane sleeve. [card size] 4.25 in x 5.5 in - A2 [envelope color] recycled kraft brown [envelope size] 4.375 in x 5.75 in - A2 [material] paper [inside] blank

Muddy Mouth Cards - Birthday Bake You a Moist (New Girl TV) Cake Card

Muddy Mouth Cards - Birthday Bake You a Moist (New Girl TV) Cake Card

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I'm gonna bake you a birthday cake so moist people are gonna be like, ew, why did you say moist? I hate that word! and I'm gonna be like, taste the cake. And they're gonna be like, damn, it's moist. Ernie/Coach of New Girl with the only acceptable use of everyone's favorite word: MOIST. Each card is handmade with high-quality acid-free cardstock using laser-printing, archival adhesive, and embellishments. Cards are all blank inside and are shipped with a recycled envelope in an eco plant-based cellophane sleeve. [card size] 4.25 in x 5.5 in - A2. [envelope color] recycled kraft brown. [envelope size] 4.375 in x 5.75 in - A2. [material] paper. [inside] blank.

Muddy Mouth Cards - Birthday Better with Age Fucking Amazing Card

Muddy Mouth Cards - Birthday Better with Age Fucking Amazing Card

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If it's true that things get better with age, then you're about to be fucking amazing. Old and awesome. We should all strive for this. Each card is handmade with high-quality acid-free cardstock using laser-printing, archival adhesive, and embellishments. Cards are all blank inside and are shipped with a recycled envelope in an eco plant-based cellophane sleeve. Card size 4.25 in x 5.5 in a2 Envelope color recycled kraft brown Envelope size 4.375 in x 5.75 in a2 Material paper Inside blank.

Muddy Mouth Cards - Birthday Cake and Vodka is the Answer Card

Muddy Mouth Cards - Birthday Cake and Vodka is the Answer Card

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Cake & vodka is the answer. It doesn't matter what the question is. Happy birthday! Always the answer. especially when a birthday is involved. Each card is handmade with high-quality acid-free cardstock using laser-printing, archival adhesive, and embellishments. Cards are all blank inside and are shipped with a recycled envelope in an eco plant-based cellophane sleeve. Card size 4.25 in x 5.5 in a2 Envelope color recycled kraft brown Envelope size 4.375 in x 5.75 in a2 Material paper Inside blank.

Muddy Mouth Cards - Birthday Celebrate the Day You Came Out of a Vagina Card

Muddy Mouth Cards - Birthday Celebrate the Day You Came Out of a Vagina Card

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Isn't it weird to think we're celebrating the day you came out of a vagina? Happy birthday! The truth hurts sometimes. Say it how it is Each card is handmade with high-quality acid-free cardstock using laser-printing, archival adhesive, and embellishments. Cards are all blank inside and are shipped with a recycled envelope in an eco plant-based cellophane sleeve. Card size 4.25 in x 5.5 in a2 Envelope color recycled kraft brown Envelope size 4.375 in x 5.75 in a2 Material paper Inside blank.