{"product_id":"nobleworks-funny-all-occasion-greeting-card-want-underwear","title":"NobleWorks - Funny All Occasion Greeting Card - Want Underwear","description":"INSIDE GREETING: The inside is ungreeted, making this perfect for your customized thinking of you, miss you, just because notes, for any time and for all occasions! COVER - The doctor would like a stool sample, a urine sample, and a sperm sample. What did she say? They want your underwear.\n\nLet your rapidly-aging friends know exactly what to expect as they get older with the colorful, cartoon Want Underwear Joke Card. To say this card is dirty would be an understatement. And in addition to being filthy, the bright yellow, heavy peopled card is also very funny. Gitch for a friend or family member it now!\n\nCARD SIZE - Receive 1, regular sized notecard w\/ 5x7 envelope. We offer funny cards that come either blank or greeted inside, so be sure to review all product photos before purchasing.\n\nSOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE – Proudly printed in N. America for over 45 years, supporting local jobs, using select, premium, luxurious, pure white glossy cardstock for a high-quality finish.\n\nWith more than 5 MILLION greeting cards sold each year, are you ready to laugh!?\nNobleWorks has been creating fun and humorous greeting cards since 1980 B. E (before eCards were present). Whether you are looking for cards for women, men, friend, co-worker, aunt or uncle, or perhaps you prefer cat and dogs themes, there are over 7,000 assorted choices in our collection, to make her or him laugh!\nWe print on premium, heavier than most, pure white paper w\/ 30% recycled. In addition, we use print-on-demand technology (we and our quality control are very demanding!) which minimizes waste, while we print all our cards North America (a few are printed in Canada).\nWe offer a huge 8.5x11-inch jumbo size version of most of our designs and assortment packs of our most popular designs in just about any occasion and configuration. We also publish blank versions of many designs and assortments to be used as thank you notes, friendship, miss you, thinking of you or any other purpose or occasion you can think of. \nNobleWorks – and The Best Card Company (our non-humor brand) – has the ideal card for you! We strive for perfection and customer satisfaction – every card, every order, every time!\nIs leaving a lasting impression important to you? – order now and see for yourself!","brand":"NobleWorks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67596841025672,"sku":"4760K","price":4.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0360\/8028\/7880\/files\/322addc8672c6df33925a8651913a6b184d72f71c983935b848819c80f90e619.jpg?v=1790886746","url":"https:\/\/necessarysecrets.com\/products\/nobleworks-funny-all-occasion-greeting-card-want-underwear","provider":"Necessary Secret","version":"1.0","type":"link"}